{"product_id":"best-friend-advert-poem-print","title":"Best Friend Advert Poem Print","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis brand new friend poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect pal. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur witty and joyful best friend print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, bridesmaids and thank yous. It is also suitable as a group gift like a hen 'do'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's the bonus of good advice or the lifelong satisfaction friendship brings, everyone will recognise the special bond that the 'The Best Friend Advert' describes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe text reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Best Friend Advert\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkills required for this post: loyalty and discretion\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExperience is valuable (but not as much as trust)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWillingness to socialise and empathise a must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere may be opportunities for travelling and shopping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe hands on help is statutory, (the benefits are nice).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThough meetings may be limited by distance or by chores\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo application necessary, the job’s already yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCopyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures 30 x 21cm (A4).   It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe print measures 30x21cm (A4) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43220312850497,"sku":"BV\/BESTFRIEND\/PURPLE","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/9797\/1009\/files\/the-best-friend-advert-poem-print.jpg?v=1767059198","url":"https:\/\/streetthread.co\/products\/best-friend-advert-poem-print","provider":"streetthread","version":"1.0","type":"link"}