{"product_id":"best-friend-advert-poem-print-2","title":"Best Friend Advert Poem Print","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis brand new friend poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect pal. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur witty and joyful best friend print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, bridesmaids and thank yous. It is also suitable as a group gift like a hen 'do'.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's the bonus of good advice or the lifelong satisfaction friendship brings, everyone will recognise the special bond that the 'The Best Friend Advert' describes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe text reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Best Friend Advert\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkills required for this post: loyalty and discretion\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExperience is valuable (but not as much as trust)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWillingness to socialise and empathise a must.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere may be opportunities for travelling and shopping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe hands on help is statutory, (the benefits are nice).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThough meetings may be limited by distance or by chores\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo application necessary, the job’s already yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCopyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures 30 x 21cm (A4).   It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text is a dark teal blue (not green as shown in the image) but it’s also available in pink and purple. It does not include the personalised text in the bottom right hand corner of the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe print measures 30x21cm (A4) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43220312916033,"sku":"BV\/BESTFRIEND\/BLUE","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/9797\/1009\/files\/E6AFFC63-C83B-475F-BF42-FD9EFAAEC8F3.jpg?v=1767059200","url":"https:\/\/streetthread.co\/products\/best-friend-advert-poem-print-2","provider":"streetthread","version":"1.0","type":"link"}